see this one time, last thursday...

Alyson Hannigan was such a turn on with her honest,, innocence, and candid nymphomania in American Pie even though she was not the purest image of the one in my libido's eye... people just want to hear what makes them feel good, even if it's negativity (cuz people are confused and distorted, but that's besides the point)... french fries are my favorite vegetable, really, even though i usually say asparagus or something else, but cherries are still pretty much my favorite fruit, with pineapples ever so slightly being... and then, when masturbating, what is your favorite thought, image, and activity? (what, you want me to be the only one giving up the secrets here?)...

maybe next time we'll reverse the polarity on the questions and watch Alison Hannigan masturbate, instead of just talking about it or making some guy explode with creamy goodness... and maybe next time people will actually start being honest for the first time in the history of humanity... and maybe next time, the vegetables will be the fruits and vice versa and nobody will understand anything... and maybe next time, you'll ask me something that you would really like to know about me...

i figure the answers, my friends, wherever they are blowing, will provide vital information and if i get the answers to the quiz of a lifetime from every single person on the planet, i'll find the one and know exactly how to please her which will inspire the romantic falling in love we both crave so simultaneously and mostly the same way...

and we came in third after losing the two previous weeks to the first and second place teams, respectively, and beat the team who would have been third to come in third...

adorableness is innocent sensuality, which is also harmless sexuality, which is also completely open honesty without harm, which is also gigglepoop, sometimes... adorableness does not have to be young, but youth is a state of mind and adorableness is definitely a youthful state of mind... this is reflected in the physical for much longer than humans ordinarily allow themselves to believe, no less become... that is very sad for the few who do...

inspire me to be adorableness by being adorableness and wanting me to be adorableness for you... or perhaps you just want wild passionate sex for no apparent reason other than horniness, which changes everything except libido's eye, which will most likely reject you at first glance, even if you are beautiful in everyone else's eye... which is sad to the few who do...

and why i remain alone in bed in this millennium...

but then this one time, last thursday...