rock, roll, bounce, and doves (part 2, now with pizza!)

and the next Dove candy wrapper said: always give from the heart... ok, maybe not always, I mean, sometimes the heart is not enough... what? you might say, the heart is not enough?... yes, well, not to get all philosophical or anything (we’ll leave that to the Confucius imitators at Dove), but sometimes a hard core thought it good too and yes, sometimes, in these physical bodies in this material world, cold hard cash helps too... but giving something in addition to giving from the heart doesn’t mean you are not also giving from the heart so I suppose always giving from the heart makes good sense after all... so nevermind... I mean nevermind my not getting all philosophical or anything, don’t nevermind the Dove wrappers, they deserve good minding...

hey, wait a minute... what are you doing here?... this is part two, go read part one, the previous entry, down there below this one, you know, cuz these blog things are backwards in RealTime™ and we all accept it cuz we figure the latest writing ought to be the first thing seen even if it’s completely chopping up the flow of thoughts in RealTime™ (I mean, think about it, image reading a novel or any book last chapter first, then next to last chapter and then the one before that and so on... it would change the whole experience of the book, wouldn’t it?... well, consider that change happens every time we come to the standard blog format and read someone’s life story {providing it’s a life-story kind of blog}... kind of strange when we look at it that way, aye?)...

have you read part one yet?...

anyway, if you’re not laughing then you probably miss out on the amusement of time and therein have a much less amusing life than those of us who find time amusing because time is always around and it’s more fun to have amusement always around anytime we want to notice it... don’t be too sad though, you can still recover from normalcy if you lose your mind... it happens to the best of us...

and the next Dove candy wrapper said: (the smile perfect gift one)... yes, they already started repeating... I guess they couldn’t afford too many sessions with Confucius... and you see what you are missing if you did not read part one first?... yes, I deliberately did not repeat the entire wrapper philosophy to prove the point, you should read the first part first... of course being that I said you should you may not, especially if you are a natural born rebel like me... but then, maybe you actually want to original experience of this evening’s babble and realize you can only get it by reading the first entry first and already did... or are at least considering it more seriously now... never mind the should, ok?... you don’t have to, really, it’s completely your choice...

meanwhile, in the title parentheses, oh yes the pizza was good... white bread, onion garlic tomato sauce, parmesan, romano, asiago, mozzarella, sun dried tomatoes, basil, and garlic salt and I entered pizza heaven... yes, I am that easy when it comes to pizza... that is, I am that easy when the ingredients are ingredients I love and they are in the right balance... I am not easy when there’s too much sauce I don’t like, when there’s not enough cheese, or when there are ingredients I don’t like on pizza (there are a few, probably)... so maybe I am not as pizza-easy as I first made out, but I could be for the right person (or anyone who can be trained well)...

if you are not laughing, you misunderstand, take two steps back and miss a turn re-reading the fundamentals (ask for the links if you don’t know what I mean and I’ll make it up just for you when I have time if I feel like it)... and the next Dove wrapper said: joy is contagious... and yes it is, most certainly... and speaking of joy, George Carlin is On Campus on TV... I love George Carlin’s brain... and after hearing the commercial seven billion three hundred fifty two million six hundred eight four thousand nine hundred and six times (and actually looking up to ogle at it a few times), I am tempted to buy Girls Gone Wild for $9.99 or whatever the price is (plus shipping and handling, of course)... yes, I have a strong degenerate side... I am male and extremely visual (but don’t pretend it’s just a male thing, ok?, cuz that would just make you very naïve, uninformed, or a liar)... the reason I haven’t is because I would probably be disappointed in the actual viewing because it’s probably much more tease than actual visual sensuality... of course I could just be pessimistic...

of course the candy wrapper might have been referring to one of the girls gone wild girls touching herself in her favorite spots on her perfectly proportioned body and we wouldn’t actually want to catch what she’s got, but then, that might be an odd thought so we don’t have to think it any more... yeah, try to get it out of your head now...

I’ll be back, it’s time for an ice cream break... if you haven’t read part one yet, you have the perfect opportunity to do it now and try to experience this wonderful evening I am experiencing in RealTime™ even though you read the multi-part entry in reverse chapter order... try that with the next book you read and see if it changes things for you... or don’t and maybe we’re on the same page because you’ve already read part one... good for you... I’ll be back, again, in a bit...