just filling the space with junk mail

i have an announcement... yeah, cuz i had nothing better to do i reconnected with a couple of my email addresses (i have only been using, and checking, one since i moved to this laptop so how long has that been?... like since September of last year... and while many thousands of loyal email fans (read: SPAMmers) await me at various other addresses, the two i did reconnect with brought me just over 2000 pieces of mail, which is pretty good (as in low-spam) for six months... and since i have not been providing you with much in the way of RealTime™ updates of late, we can all take a moment to congratulate mne on my big win... yes, i won... just ask Yahoo and MSN:

Yahoo/Msn Lottery
Incoperation
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom.

Dear Sir/Madam

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Five hundred thousand,Great Britain Pound Sterling (£500,000.00) for the month of Feb 2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.


YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS,collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail we only select five people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying, we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

How ever you will have to fill and submit this form to the events manager for verification & direction on how you can claim your winning fund.


1. Full name..............
2. Contact Address........
3. Age....................
4. Telephone Number.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Sex....................
7. Zip Code...............
8. Occupation.............
9. Company................
10.State:.................
11.Country................
12.Nationality............
14. Reference and Batch number:


(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name: Mr.Packer Estrada
Tel: +44 70457 30948
E-mail:
redemptioncenter@hotmail.co.uk


Thank you and Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Gloria Bent
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator

I wonder if Gloria's middle name is Get...

you can ask her yourself at gloriabent@live.com

feel free to send as many thank you emails from me as you wish and by all means ask Gloria to ring me up at 407-325-1482 just as soon as she has the check ready... in fact, tell her she can bring it over herself, in fact, i'll be happy to fly her over first class on the concord if she wants... or we can meet on the Cayman Islands so i can deposit the check in my offshore account...

i would tell her myself, but you know how busy i am...

come to think of it, maybe i should just have smash (who recently updated the soap opera in which i star as twins, that's right, two parts... and you thought i didn't have any talents beyond babbling, aye?) ring up Packer and go over to pick the check up himself in that wonderfully proper british way he has...

in fact, let's do both and all of the above... inundate the good Gloria Bent and ring up the fine Packer Estrada with much gusto as often as you like...

thank you for this public service...