holiday massage (part two)

that was my holiday message (the previous entry, which is technically the next entry in this blog, chronologically, but it the entry above this entry when viewed in this blog, so it was uploaded as the next entry, chronologically, not to confuse, but to give you the best chance of actually reading part one before part two because it is important to get all the parts in the right place in order to achieve maximum pleasure…

and this is too, the holiday message that is, though i was not referring specifically to the message in the bottle above (we'll get to that in a minute), my gift to you... and as you may recall, if i mentioned it, and if i didn’t i am mentioning it now, aren’t i, so later you may recall that i mentioned that one of the images in this two or three or more part entry is my current holiday desktop photo and i am getting to that, but first comes your gift, all this encouragement to play with yourself, to turn yourself on, to share your good tidings... comfort and joy, joyousness, even… emphatically stated: permission to orgasm granted!

give yourself a holiday a massage...

and chocolate... feel free to rub chocolate on it and lick it off... or have someone else lick it off… surely you can find someone willing to help you out… even if you are not surely… whipped cream, ice cream, whatever feels and tastes best for you or your helping tongue... use your imagination… you do still have an imagination, don’t you?... come on, you know it’s in there… i see you smiling… and don’t be ashamed, maybe you still believe you need alcohol and drugs to loosen up and feel comfortable in your skin, well, then by all means, until you find you can relax and enjoy life without it, drink up, smoke up, tune in, turn on, and drop your drawers... show us your true colors... kick up your heels and wrap your legs around a friend...

or a tree… ever wish you were a tree?...

ok, so i jest, sort of, but what do you expect?... and i am serious about enjoying yourself, but i mean, just look at all these words, these entries, these messages in these internet bottles called posts or entries… and speaking of messages in bottles, did you see the message in the bottle in the image that opened this entry?... really?… what did you see?...

if you saw two people, you may be too far gone to understand half of what i’ve ever said, alas, but you can still enjoy life in your own warped way even if you are misunderstanding most everything and even if you are offended by all the innuendos and asides… i dare you to show the photo to a very young child… the fact is, most young children, if you haven’t exposed them to a whole lot of sexual images, will see dolphins… that’s right, dolphins… at least nine dolphins… possibly ten… maybe even eleven if they are truly innocent and have excellent visual acuity… maybe you can see them now… look again and try, cuz it’s kind of like a purity test…

laughter will not make you any more pure or innocent you know…

but you still might be somewhere inside… somewhere down deep… somewhere in your most clever wishes of your pre-corrupted youth… somewhere before you were jaded by human culture… somewhere, like in your heart, where you want to be harmless and good and kind and precious and wonderful and most of all, harmless… that part of you that still tears up when you hear xmas music (and i don’t mean the religious indoctrinations, but the simple feeling of wanting to give and share smiles and hugs and wonder and trust and love (yes, and joyousness too)…

and you might not believe it, but you still can feel it… the wonder and excitement of uninhibited ecstacy, of the exhuberant feeling of pleasure of being alive… the feeling that simply makes you want to leap up and spread your joy and share your happiness with the whole world… go a head, reach down deep… believe it is still there… trust yourself to find it, to feel it… nurture it… let it out… feel it well up inside until you can only release it through passionate embrace or at least bursting forth in a physical explosion… a hug for the whole universe… come on, go ahead, spread your arms, your legs, your heart and mind… show us your love… show us your heart… show us your panties… kick up your heels and jump for joy…

well, you think the holiday message was over, did you?... the gift… your gift… the wonder… your wonder… it is all yours to open and play with… reach out and touch it… you can, you know you can… and you can because you are free to enjoy yourself in the comfort of your body and if you have one, or a few, with your friends… your passion for life is irrepressible when you see it right before your eyes, when you truly feel it deep inside, so let yourself feel it, reach out and touch it, you know you want to…

and if you are still reading, then there is still hope for you to see the dolphins… and ladies, if you call yourself ladies, especially very heterosexual gals… please know that i have not forgotten you straight females out there… one of these days i may wrap up a holiday package of words and most masculine images for you, but this is the holiday package and, after all, these end-of-year holidays are supposed to be bright and gay, after all… oh giggles, and all puns aside, i mean they have a feminine touch to them at their heart… dontcha understand?... i hope so…

and hopefully you can enjoy this one until that muscular one, aka the long hard one, comes together cuz you can, if you want to, for the amusement alone, if not the erotic pleasures of your body… but do express the intimate pleasures of your body all you please for whomever you please, yourself especially… that’s the point, after all… you did get the point, right?...

and on the other hand (yours or whomevers feels right tonight), you might be (hopefully are) comfortable and encouraged to be free to be you enough to already be playing with yourself happily right now (got a web cam?) and need no disclaimer or apology and if that is the case, yay and jump for joy all over again (panties optional) and embrace yourself and your best friend and your lover and anyone you want to embrace because, agter all, a hug is a terrible thing to waste and truly is, a hug that is, one of the most wonderful experiences you can have in this life…

and now, part three of this holiday gift await…