you say it's my brithday?

well it's your birthday too (yeah yeah yeah... yeah!)

so while waiting for the slowness of facebook to allow me to click on all the movies (films, for the cultured) i've seen cuz they asked, or someone did, asked, that is, i shall update you on the relaxing goof-off day i am giving myself for my birthday because i seldom give myself anything different on any given day cuz i enjoy every day as much as i can even though i've been too busy to remember to give myself time for longer than a few seconds of relaxing goof-off at a time (though it do regularly goof-off and get ridiculously silly because that is in my contract with the univers, and genes too) in recent years... today, so far, i am watching youtube videos, browsing facebook for random ideas and amusements, leaving a few words for friends, loving the attention those who care and show it give me, even pondering deep thoughts now and then... also, while the facebook thing loaded, i ate lunch and pooped... ah, the miracle of modern technology (laptops, not pooping)... so much can be done while waiting for facebook to load their quizzes and apps and other devices if you ignore (and continually click "no" on the windows pop-up box that asks if you want to stop running the script that is slowing the computer to a crawl which is quite annoying in itself, as are so many microsoft (sucks) windows "features" that prevent you from using your computer as you'd really like to use your computer, the italics signifying sarcasm and annoyance with microsoft, which sucks, of course), ya know?...

most of what i've been doing and thinking at the moment and the surrounding moments that are becoming today can be found in facebook comments and messages (i wonder if you google bugs webbot and today's date if all those messages will appear... or search facebook, for that matter... actually, yes on facebook but the results are extremely limited, so you'll just have to go to my profile for more... feel free to let me know if you find other ways to find track stalk me on the web cuz i do want you to know everything you want to know about me, especially if you want to know everything about me, really i do...

all i ever needed was the one, you know...

another side-benefit from the ridiculously time-consuming facebook movie/film question thing that is very poorly designed (i may have mentioned how ridiculous the ineffectiveness of the facebook thing is) to supposedly let the world know how many of the movies (or films) it considers "classic" (most of which are old black and white films as if no color film could be considered a "classic" i suppose, or someone supposes, i suppose) i have seen was that as i clicked on each box signifying that i had seen the film titled next to the box, i was able to take a few moments (or up to sixty seconds and even longer at times) to remenisce about the film that was represented by the title that was next to the box that i was clicking to signify that i had seen the film (am i stretching for a silver lining here?)... i can see that other facebook friends long since gave up on waiting for the facebook page to refresh and therein did not actually click on all the films they actually saw because i know at least one of the fiends saw most all of them like me, but then, time is valuable to most people...

even pooping time...

meanwhile, since this pitifully designed facebook device freezes my browser for the time it takes facebook to actually register the click on the box that registers with someone that i saw the film and, well, you know, and microsoft (sucks), in it's infinite wisdom (not), builds in an even more annoying poorly designed "feature" that slows the computer even more and worse by (at least) repetitively interrupting the writing of this entry you so dearly long for (risking redundancy or worse, boring chatter), this amazingly badly designed script on facebook combined with the forced take-over of my computer by the microsoft corporation every time the stupidly designed facebook script re-loads and releases my browser for my use has (has it now?) detoured the path of my web browsing today (you say what?), which is appropriate i suppose as i was wandering deeper into the serious sadness that is the current state of humanity and i would like to enjoy the day more than a serious look at humanity would allow, so i suppose i ought to thank facebook for it's apparent time-wasting slowness after all...

i'd even have time to shower if i had a waterproof computer... yes, to be completely and utterly serious for a brief moment, this is to be an exceptionally fun and irreverent day of doing absolutely anything i want with a heavy emphasis on relaxing and loafing around... though i would play tennis or basketball or some other sport if there was another person around, but most everybody i know is working at the moment, i choose one of my favorite solitary activities, writing...

so anyway, here's the update (what?... but we've only just begun) you've been longing for since the last update, right... ah, if only you wanted me as much as i wanted you, this day and life and the universe and everything would actually be perfect (if she only understood :)

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so where's the update?...